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Many will recall the proposal made by Berlusconi in the aftermath of the earthquake in Italy in favor of some displaced families: "Yes, I put at the disposal of civil protection for three houses do what they already have because many Italians, who have offered 1,600 homes, mostly houses, available to families of earthquake victims (April 10, 2009)
Well, the Civil Protection, requested by 'L'Espresso' has no news about any displaced guests of Berlusconi. And even the press office of Prime Minister's office, contacted the afternoon of Tuesday, May 19, can not say anything.
It is right to believe in this modern Pinocchio!
Thursday, May 21, 2009
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Villas and earthquake policy for the people
Now I will list some examples of politicians:
CAPITALISM: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
ANARCHY: You have 2 cows. Either you sell at a fair price and you live in peace, or your neighbors try to kill you to take the cows.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. To take care of them and 'a group of ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the hens took to the ex-chicken farmers. The government gives you 'as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.
DICTATORSHIP: You have 2 cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
SINGAPORE DEMOCRACY: You have 2 cows. The government fines you for possession of two unlicensed farm animals in an apartment.
BRITISH DEMOCRACY: You have 2 cows. You feed them sheep brains and they go mad. The government does nothing.
BUREAUCRACY: You have 2 cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. After that it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk. Then it requires you to fill out forms to report the missing cows.
ENVIRONMENTALISTS : You have 2 cows. The government bans you from milking or that eating them.
FEMINISM: You have 2 cows. They get married and adopt a veal calf.
Totalitarianism: You have 2 cows. The government steals it and you deny that they ever existed. milk is outlawed.
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS: You are associated with (the concept of 'own' and 'symbol of a past phallocentric, warmongering, intolerant) with two animals of different ages' (but no less valuable to society') and generally do not specified.
COUNTERCULTURE : Hey, boss ... such that there are two cows. Oh! Devi proprio farti un tiro di 'sto latte.
INDIA : Hai due mucche. Le adori.
SURREALISMO : Hai due giraffe. Il governo ti costringe a prendere lezioni di fisarmonica
CAPITALISMO BERLUSCONIANO : Hai 2 mucche... Ne vendi 3 alla tua società per azioni, usando le lettere di credito aperte da tuo fratello presso la sua banca.Poi avvii uno scambio debito azioni con un’offerta pubblica, e riesci ha riprenderti tutte e 4 le mucche con uno sgravio fiscale per il mantenimento di 5 mucche. I diritti sul latte di 6 mucche sono trasferite tramite un intermediario panamense a una compagnia delle isole Cayman di proprietà dell'azionista di maggioranza, che resells the SPA to your milk rights of all 7 cows. The annual report says that the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Meanwhile, transfer the encrypted 2 cows on a farm in Switzerland and on television is beginning to feel that those who drink milk is a communist.
DICTATORSHIP IN WINDOWS 95/98 : Need a bit 'of milk, try to milk a cow, get the message "General error protection to the horn FFFFF, if the problem persists, contact the supplier of beef" and you 2 are implanted and all the cows. On the internet you find that you can update the drivers, downloading the file "Cow_OK.dll" of 18 megs. After a couple of hours of modem install it, start the cow ... pardon the system, which no longer recognizes the breasts. Then you have to reinstall everything from scratch: formatted beating cows install windows and then try to milk, and you get sour milk. Shoot down the cows and go on holiday at the Hotel Flameng.
FEUDALISM: You have 2 cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with cows all altri.Tu have to take care of all the cows. The government only gives you the milk as you need.
FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The government takes entrambe.Ti assume that you should take care, and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care and you all share the milk.
SOVIET COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care but the government takes all the milk.
MILITARY SYSTEM: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone for you who gets the milk.
AMERICAN DEMOCRACY: The government promises to give you two cows if you vote after the election, the chair will be put under impeachmeant for speculating in cow futures, the press dubbed the "Cowgate".
SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with cows all altri.Tu have to take care of all the cows. The government only gives you the milk as you need.
FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The government takes entrambe.Ti assume that you should take care, and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care and you all share the milk.
SOVIET COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care but the government takes all the milk.
MILITARY SYSTEM: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone for you who gets the milk.
AMERICAN DEMOCRACY: The government promises to give you two cows if you vote after the election, the chair will be put under impeachmeant for speculating in cow futures, the press dubbed the "Cowgate".
CAPITALISM: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
ANARCHY: You have 2 cows. Either you sell at a fair price and you live in peace, or your neighbors try to kill you to take the cows.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. To take care of them and 'a group of ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the hens took to the ex-chicken farmers. The government gives you 'as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.
DICTATORSHIP: You have 2 cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
SINGAPORE DEMOCRACY: You have 2 cows. The government fines you for possession of two unlicensed farm animals in an apartment.
BRITISH DEMOCRACY: You have 2 cows. You feed them sheep brains and they go mad. The government does nothing.
BUREAUCRACY: You have 2 cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. After that it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk. Then it requires you to fill out forms to report the missing cows.
ENVIRONMENTALISTS : You have 2 cows. The government bans you from milking or that eating them.
FEMINISM: You have 2 cows. They get married and adopt a veal calf.
Totalitarianism: You have 2 cows. The government steals it and you deny that they ever existed. milk is outlawed.
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS: You are associated with (the concept of 'own' and 'symbol of a past phallocentric, warmongering, intolerant) with two animals of different ages' (but no less valuable to society') and generally do not specified.
COUNTERCULTURE : Hey, boss ... such that there are two cows. Oh! Devi proprio farti un tiro di 'sto latte.
INDIA : Hai due mucche. Le adori.
SURREALISMO : Hai due giraffe. Il governo ti costringe a prendere lezioni di fisarmonica
CAPITALISMO BERLUSCONIANO : Hai 2 mucche... Ne vendi 3 alla tua società per azioni, usando le lettere di credito aperte da tuo fratello presso la sua banca.Poi avvii uno scambio debito azioni con un’offerta pubblica, e riesci ha riprenderti tutte e 4 le mucche con uno sgravio fiscale per il mantenimento di 5 mucche. I diritti sul latte di 6 mucche sono trasferite tramite un intermediario panamense a una compagnia delle isole Cayman di proprietà dell'azionista di maggioranza, che resells the SPA to your milk rights of all 7 cows. The annual report says that the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Meanwhile, transfer the encrypted 2 cows on a farm in Switzerland and on television is beginning to feel that those who drink milk is a communist.
DICTATORSHIP IN WINDOWS 95/98 : Need a bit 'of milk, try to milk a cow, get the message "General error protection to the horn FFFFF, if the problem persists, contact the supplier of beef" and you 2 are implanted and all the cows. On the internet you find that you can update the drivers, downloading the file "Cow_OK.dll" of 18 megs. After a couple of hours of modem install it, start the cow ... pardon the system, which no longer recognizes the breasts. Then you have to reinstall everything from scratch: formatted beating cows install windows and then try to milk, and you get sour milk. Shoot down the cows and go on holiday at the Hotel Flameng.
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